Empty all wonder why Captain me. In questi giorni ne sono successe di cotte e di crude. Spero di ricordarmele tutte nei giorni a venire in modo da potervele raccontare. Prima, però, vi devo proprio dire di oggi. Sapete bene che devo lasciare casa a brevissimo e quindi sono in piena ricerca. Me ne sono capitate di tutti i colori ma la speranza, si sa, è l’ultima a morire, il months and is about to end their lives under a bridge is not for me. Therefore, confident, even flip through newspapers, virtual or not, looking for a house.
After angry little man who treated me so abruptly, as we cross the gate of his house in the dark, I headed down a door and lit in a dark basement where he was waiting for me (come to me, is not it?) , there was a house with no bed and one with the virtual furniture in which the hostess said, "Imagine the kitchen here in wenge, here is a lovely leather sofa, etc.." (though they were virtual furniture, the nutshell should be real).
Today, however, believe that they have reached the apex of fetenzia. Even the appointment was unusual: instead of giving me the address of the home, she made an appointment in a public square where, he said, would be done and I would have shown the way ... mmm ... and he did not arrive in Piazza c 'is. 15 minutes after arriving on a black bike, dressed all in black, all decked out with lots of black backpack and that not even blacks anfibiacci Harley Davidson rallies are seen as exemplary. Oh well, I follow.
arrive and can not find the house key. Eventually opened the gate and says to me
"But thou shalt not go here, this is the official entry"
"Ah, Oh well ... " are very talkative when things came to my .
We go in front of me and I find a patch of garden (2000sqm tell him but he was un'emerita shit) full of garbage ... Bustone
Oh well, I hope they take away ... ...
We go behind the house ... a pile of old shoes, a wheelbarrow to ground all rusty wire in the middle of the bushes and thickets in the middle of the garbage ... I pretend to nothing, even if I have to laugh.
Behind the house is the unofficial official, that it is up to me. The whole skinned door and shutters scorticciate not bode well. Open the door, I widened his eyes to the horror
Absolute horror
Dirt
"Sa is uninhabited for two years"
"I wonder why ..."
"Eh?"
"I mean that's great ... eh, strange that it has not taken anyone!" (in my head a chorus of "a buciardaaa)
was all upside down as if there were burglars, all dirt, without power so that you could not even turn on the light! Just to clean it all should enlist an army, nothing but rubbish in Naples!
The sofa was covered with a thick layer of dust, moisture mixed environment, had formed a foul-smelling sludge. Broken furniture stacked and made the gloomy environment. I went out hurriedly, I was laughing I'm not sure if the absurdity of the site or for a nervous breakdown.
The ridge was when he said: "I would come here from time to time, just for a couple of hours ..." wink wink a pervert. Eccerto, we lack only a few ports that I bitch! Take care!
got in the car, the party was a whole!
And ja, mo'basta!
Some might argue that the water could be forced, for example, by means of a lifting system. But if you think that I attack a few pump fluid to lift the heavy burden of work forced cohabitation, think again. At most I can dotarmi aspirator to catch all the shit that comes from the alienation of Rolling mouth and prevent propagation of the air. 
I break the silence to say that the other day I finally received a copy of Chew - ethnic cuisine, I had won this summer thanks to Bao Publishing ! How nice! What a joy! I had already lost hope, but ... :) 
Roma è completamente congestionata da traffico and rain. On Octotelematics the connection is a mix of pitch black and blood red. The phone rings: "Excuse me, I know I was here virtually every day, but I forgot to have her sign a document. E 'sensitive may reach me?" 
"Come posso fare? chi mi ci può portare?" 
During the evening will be presented the book " a worker too. Stories of bullying Marca ". 
In un epoca dove si pratica lo sbiancamento anale, per me è già un’impresa titanica la depilazione totale. Fondamentalmente sono una fanciulla acqua e sapone. Nel senso che uso veramente solo acqua e sapone per lavarmi. Oltre un bagnoschiuma profumatissimo, a differenza other women, do not use lotions miraculous thermal compound mixtures enriched with vegetable oils, with asian monkey placenta, with lotus flowers gathered in the garden of the Emperor of Japan, with powers antiradical, anti-cancer, anti-cellulite, degreasers and rust. My hair is natural, the color that nature gave me. Treated with shampoo and conditioner, I resort to the hairdresser about once a year. Since liscissimi do not need to bend and, rarely using the hair dryer, no split ends and maintain an enviable brightness (tiè!). Most of my care, after a shower, you caress me from time to time with a perfumed cream. My favorite is a mixture of myrrh and vanilla. Il trucco per me è un mistero. A parte il kajal, non ho idea di come si stenda un fondotinta o si usi un ombretto. Le poche volte che mi sono cimentata nell’impresa di truccarmi, ho raccolto una serie di sguardi perplessi. Sarà forse il caso che segua un corso? Il mio abbigliamento è molto semplice: un jeans e una camicia/maglioncino. Ai piedi scarpe con tacco leggero. Solo in occasioni importanti indosso tailleur e tacchi alti. 
Ciononostante, nel cercare di mettere negli scatoloni abiti e scarpe è venuto fuori il delirio! Scarpe di ogni tipo e razza. Ma quand’è che le ho comprate? Io non ricordavo nemmeno di possederle! In un attimo la stanza è diventata un ammasso informe di scarpe di ogni specie. Peccato che, in tutto questo amba aradan, la voglia che mi aveva spinto a preparare le scatole per il trasloco si è spenta senza speranze. 
Ora, parliamoci chiaro. Non vederti qui e soprattutto non sentirti è stata per me un’esperienza estatica ma, santa polenta, visto che hai voluto fingere di stare male almeno prosegui la farsa fino all’uscita di questo ufficio! 
