Thursday, February 18, 2010

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Astronave

This is the story of a flying saucer. A flying saucer with amazing alien technology, capable of scanning the huge find even the slightest sign of intelligent life.

one day and then the flying saucer in question begins to scan the endless and peers that you scrutinize, you are sounding probes, investigates that you investigate, inspect you.
Insomma scopre che a quanto pare c'è un sistema di pianeti, quattro milioni di anni luce a sinistra, nel quale sembra essere presente vita intelligente.
Ora, si da il caso che il sistema sia proprio il nostro sistema solare e che il velivolo spaziale si diriga senza indugio verso il nostro pianeta.


Evidentemente gli alieni tanto premurosi di trovare altre forme di vita nello spazio tralasciano di verificare a fondo la reale natura di queste forme di vita e notando la presenza di Porta a Porta e di Sandro Bondi, li catalogano semplicemente come innocuo inquinamento atmosferico.


Il disco volante affronta i quattro milioni di anni luce a velocità esagerate type eighty, eighty-five downhill.

When the end of the trip is missing very little, alien astronauts have two balls as well, say they have made a type stuff

SPEED 'OF LIGHT

for

4,000,000

or kilometers ago

SO MUCH BUT THAT DO NOT KNOW WHERE TO START

going to eighty astronomical language in which it is said

little

in a time which then turns out to be

SO MUCH BUT THAT DO NOT KNOW WHERE TO START
divided
little

which

I take the piss?

short alien astronauts, although it used to not get bored (thanks to the hard training based Marzullo alien), are traveling from MI taking the piss? hours and, frantumatisi the balls to play a minefield with pc-board, put themselves to sleep on the console by pressing inadvertently the red button, that alien spaceships in supertechnological means "to stop cooking the Paghiro" thus preventing the proper browning of the back of Paghiro who, after tremilionienovecentonovantanovemilanovecentonovantanove Anniluce made and broken in a microwave oven, has good reason to be in a bit in a bad mood and starts to flutter around the control room (where aliens in flying saucers are a microwave, a shower, ironing board and the soccer field) pecking merrily between commands and pressing the fateful grigioperlato button that alien spaceships in supertechnological means "lands on the first planet found" and it is very useful for astronauts in case of emergency excretory aliens.

So much so that the flying saucer lands on Mars and the crew wakes up.

The two alien workers to get down from the flying saucer flying saucer, roam a bit 'on the soil of the red planet, they found the Pathfinder, an American flag, a CD by Gigi d'Alessio but no trace of life , let alone intelligent life.

astronauts and the ship headed out again scoured the house (bottom right).

And thank goodness. Why the aliens in question are suffering from a terrible form of oxygen that causes allergy in their chilling colpi di tosse, starnuti a non finire e numerose maleodoranti ondate di diarrea e vomito.


Chissenefrega , dirai tu oh, lettore.


Me ne frego io, dico io, essendo ognuno di questi alieni alto mille-millecinquecento metri e largo altrettanto, vorrei vedere se atterrasse nel tuo giardino.