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Tonight another appointment to see an apartment - I do not like to see in the dark because the houses are getting a strange effect, but because of work, I can not do otherwise.

We climb into the car and we start pe 'bushes. When you read an ad and phones you describe the apartment as always central. Too bad that the end result at the center of anything. Not looking for home in the center, in the VIP area or between stores, mind you, but I would avoid if possible a backwater worthy of the Addams house.

We are in the car and begin to undertake a long long long, which goes into more and more in all. The street is dark, there is nobody or dead soul. Only open fields and brush.

arrive at a gate. In the pitch dark light we do with your mobile phone to search for the intercom. A dark growl announces a wild beast, you learned launches with the same enthusiasm of a werewolf. The darkness we freeze the limbs, it melts the fifa gut and just can not do it in the pants!

Finally someone is approaching. With croaking voice tells us: "Go to the back gate a great hurry."

Climb in the car, the desire to escape is so great but we are there and, deep down, really deep down, we are two brave spirits. We pass on the back. The gate opens just enough to allow us to pass. I was more barge got stuck.

We enter and head toward a door illuminated. Behind a grate dog werewolf rushes fiercely against us. As a true horror film heroine exclaimed: "Me cojoni"

We have a man, a cross between Uncle Fester and Galliani. He leads us up a wooden staircase and opens the door of the apartment rent. It 's a loft, very large ... but falsely wide! Half of the apartment is uninhabitable because of the height. To do the laundry I put myself on all fours and crawl to reach a corner of the bathroom. In bed, waking with a start, I could write a skull at soffitto in grado di rimettermi subito a nanna. Tutto per il modico costo di 800€ al mese + le spese. Chiedo quant’è più o meno l’importo delle spese. 100€ fisse più la corrente. In pratica l’affitto è di 900€.

Chiedo perché 100€ sono fisse.

“E’ il condominio!” risponde Zio Fester.

Condominio??? Ma se siamo in una casa privata! 100€ al mese di condominio manco al Verano …ehm, non è un esempio proprio calzante…

 Ringraziamo ed andiamo via. Zio Fester non ci accompagna, ci guarda sinistro finchè non rimbocchiamo il piccolo varco lasciato nel gate.

We go by car. The darkness is so thick as to be cut with a knife. By far still the growls of the wild beast of the house.

"If that dog had managed to reach it had attacked and killed ..."

"They would not even find the bones. They had to call the dogs Piscione Swiss for us and there would not be able "

" Can you imagine how it would return in the evening at home with this dark and ominous silence in this? "

" Me cojoni. Speeds go! "